10 Best Dad Jokes in Honor of Father’s Day

June 18, 2017

10 Best Dad Jokes in Honor of Father’s Day

For those who are unaware, a “dad joke” is an embarrassingly bad joke, often read through the eyes of a dad’s lack of comedy. It can be anything from a corny play on words to a pun so bad you’ll groan. Brave yourself through this awfully bad list of 10 best dad jokes in honor of Father’s Day.

  • Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
  • What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
  • How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
  • Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.
  • I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.
  • Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
  • How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
  • Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
  • Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.
  • Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Hope these dad jokes gave you a giggle. Happy Father’s Day from your friends at Crystal Creek Builders.

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