Our 5 favorite funny Thanksgiving Day quotes

November 26, 2015

Our 5 favorite funny Thanksgiving Day quotes

Happy-Thanksgiving-Banner-4Each year on the fourth Thursday in November, Americans gather for a day of feasting, football and family on Thanksgiving Day. And in celebration of the spirit of giving, gratitude and good cheer, we’d like to share our 5 favorite funny Thanksgiving Day quotes to give you a giggle on this fun holiday!

1.) “Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.” ~Erma Bombeck

2.) “An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” ~Irv Kupcinet

3.) “On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment — halftime.” ~Author Unknown

4.) “Thanksgiving is America’s national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.” ~Michael Dresser

5.) “Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey — until Thanksgiving.” ~Mike Connolly

We at Crystal Creek Builders wish you and yours a wonderful Thanksgiving!

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